Crude Dark Matters - The Movie

BIKE RIDE! - Theatre SKAM
"For the record, Crude Dark Matters double threat of a hilarious, interactive show combined with the

talents of David Radford, and Christina Patterson had the best result"

​-Marble Review


​Lights... Camera... Action!


This summer you will be privileged to witness and possibly even land a cameo in a location

film shoot produced by and starring the self-proclaimed legend, and 'environmentarian’

Bradley R. Burkman, in his latest Future/nature or ‘sci-eco-fiction’ picture; Crude Dark Matters (The

Movie).


Above the small Planet of Kitimatia, the Intergalactic Pipeline has ruptured and crude dark matter

spills throughout the Galaxy. For this crime, Captain Enbridge must fight the Queen of Kitimatia to

the death. 
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Written By David Radford

Starring

David Radford as Bradley R. Burkman (as Captain Enbridge)

Christina Patterson as Shannon Summers (as Glarp)

2014