Crude Dark Matters - The Movie
BIKE RIDE! - Theatre SKAM
"For the record, Crude Dark Matters double threat of a hilarious, interactive show combined with the
talents of David Radford, and Christina Patterson had the best result"
-Marble Review
talents of David Radford, and Christina Patterson had the best result"
-Marble Review
Lights... Camera... Action!
This summer you will be privileged to witness and possibly even land a cameo in a location
film shoot produced by and starring the self-proclaimed legend, and 'environmentarian’
Bradley R. Burkman, in his latest Future/nature or ‘sci-eco-fiction’ picture; Crude Dark Matters (The
Movie).
Above the small Planet of Kitimatia, the Intergalactic Pipeline has ruptured and crude dark matter
spills throughout the Galaxy. For this crime, Captain Enbridge must fight the Queen of Kitimatia to
the death.
Written By David Radford
Starring
David Radford as Bradley R. Burkman (as Captain Enbridge)
Christina Patterson as Shannon Summers (as Glarp)
2014