Crude Dark Matters - The Movie

BIKE RIDE! - Theatre SKAM
"For the record, Crude Dark Matters double threat of a hilarious, interactive

show combined with the talents of David Radford, and Christina Patterson

had the best result"
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​-Marble Review


​Lights... Camera... Action!


This summer you will be privileged to witness and possibly even land a

cameo in a location film shoot produced by and starring the self-proclaimed

legend, and 'environmentarian’ Bradley R. Burkman, in his latest

Future/nature or ‘sci-eco-fiction’ picture; Crude Dark Matters (The

Movie).


Above the small Planet of Kitimatia, the Intergalactic Pipeline has ruptured

and crude dark matter spills throughout the Galaxy. For this crime, Captain

Enbridge must fight the Queen of Kitimatia to the death. 
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Written By David Radford

Starring

David Radford as Bradley R. Burkman (as Captain Enbridge)

Christina Patterson as Shannon Summers (as Glarp)

2014