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Season 01 - Episode 01
​ “We want the blue pill to be free! We want to live as Batteries!” 




On Episode 01: We go live to protesters outside

the cave city of Zion, plus a report on Deadpool's

arrest, and, what woke up The Force in the first

​place?


Starring: David Radford, Christina Patterson, 

​Jared Gowen, Justin Carter, & Graham Croft



Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company

​Written, Directed and Performed by David Radford

Season 01 - Episode 02 
Mogwai Unfurl on Jurassic World



​
On episode 02 We go to Isla Sorna where a

Mogwai infestation destabilizes Jurassic World,

plus the sexiest same-sex marriage in the galaxy,

and we catch up with the Phone-Box-Derby-

Drifters.

Starring David Radford. Featuring Christina 

Patterson as Jane Sarah Jones


Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company

​Written, Directed and Performed by David Radford

Season 01 - Episode 03
Lex Supporters Corral to Cast out Kal-El

On Episode 03: Could Superman’s Fortress of

Solitude be the cause of Global Warming?

Psychic
 Dr. Johnny Smith foretells the future on

“The Dead
 Zone", and Xenomorph quintuplets'

birth from single
 human host astonishes the

world. 


Starring David Radford. Featuring Christina

​Patterson as Lex Supporter #2



Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company 

Written, Directed, and Performed by David Radford

With Chief Techministration of Media 

​Archineering by Christina Patterson



Season 01 - Episode 04
Imperials Confiscate Illegal Stargate

On Episode 04: Tatooine gangsters caught using

Stargate for drug smuggling; Smurfette wins

harassment case, leaves Smurf Village; There

can be only none?! - Highlander Games

cancelled; Bob’s Black Lodge Bar and Grill

celebrates 25 years; New Defence Against the

Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts….and much more.



Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company 

Written, Directed, and Performed by David Radford

Social Mediatronic Mechanics Commander  

​Christina Patterson

Season 01 - Episode 05
Federation ends! President talks on Spock's & Friends


On Episode 05: President Brunt's plan to build a

wall around the Neutral Zone. Plus,

environmental damage from another pneumatic

pipeline spill, and Marshall College adds

Creationism to its curriculum.



Featuring: Chris Cooley as Bob

Morgan Cranny as Cyril

Christina Patterson as Carol

David Radford as the Dean

- in - "Regarding Henry Jones
"



​Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company

Written, Directed, and Performed by David Radford

Ambassador of Techmedia Direction Christina

​Patterson

Season 01 - Episode 06
Time Cops Take Down Dr. Emmett Brown 


On Episode 06: The Time Enforcement

Commission finally terminates the pan-

dimensional terrorist, Dr. Emmett Brown.

Also, time paradoxes explained by the

Community Cork Board To The Cosmos.



Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company

Written, Directed, and Performed by David Radford

Executive Security Administrator of

Technological Operations Christina Patterson

Season 01 - Episode 07
Iron Lady’s Policies Cripple Stark Industries


On Episode 07:  New A.I. attacks Stark’s

Steelworkers Union. Women’s Quidditch team

sweeps away competition. Tatooine moisture

farmers lobby to own the term “water”.
​


Featuring: David Radford, Christopher

Cooley, Christina Patterson, and Morgan Cranny

in The Hangry Games and Christina Patterson as

Ginny Weasley



​Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company

Written, Directed, and Performed by David Radford

Tech-Commander of Media-Mechanics - Christina

Patterson




Season 01 - Episode 08
Santa’s Workshop Attacked by Unthawed Alien Maniac


On Episode 08:   

Parasitic mimic creature destroys Santa’s

toyshop. Caprica-Six and Borg Queen team up to

take down sexist cybernetic reality show. Cat

predator known as ALF found dead in L.A.

apartment.​



​Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company

Written, Directed, and Performed by David Radford

Dark Sorceress of the Ecto-Net and Necro-

Managerial Magic - Christina Patterson

Season 01 - Episode 09
Muppet march out: Doozers walk
in protest, down at Fraggle Rock


On Episode 09:   

Fraggle X Labs make major Muppet mistake

causing Doozers to march out en masse.

Unicron and Galactus compete in “Astronomic

Gastronomic” the biggest planet eating contest

​in the Galaxy. Babel Fish Pharmaceuticals found

out for financially fleecing its followers.

Plus “Millenials” movie trailers, “Earnest Goes to

the Theatre”, and more!


Produced by Launch Pad Theatre Company

Written, Directed, and Performed by David Radford

First Officer of Official Administrational Media

Mechaneering - Christina Patterson


Featuring
Christina Patterson as Aunt

Augusta in Ernest Goest to the Theatre, and David

Radford as everyone else.



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