Pine BeetleMania
You heard the warnings from Gore and Suzuki, telling you your forest ain't fit for a Wookie
Cause the trees went red and your logs went blue, something went wrong with your Cariboo CO 2
It got too thick, and now all your trees look like matchsticks.
But you look the other way now you're stuck in the middle,
Time to bend over and take it from the pine beetle. Pine Beetle.
Forests gone fetal, rusty pines like a junkies old needle, Pine Beetle.
We got a free lunch deal. An all you can eat tree-happy-meal.
They say “Good things come to those who wait”, but the winter ain't coming so it's time to celebrate,
Cause your trees got bark but our bite is worse. So body bag those pines and put them in a hearse.
Dam has burst. So kiss my bottom. Cause every season here now looks like autumn.
Well it's a sticky situation and you're the sap, cause the temperature's rising and there's no cold snap
So bye-bye birdie cause there's no room here, we're gonna dine and dash the Northern Hemisphere
live in fear, cause we see red, and we won't stop till every pine tree's dead.
Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
David Radford as Johnnie
Christina Patterson as Pauline
Nick Ruskin as Georgie
and Jay Mitchell as Bingo
2009
Cause the trees went red and your logs went blue, something went wrong with your Cariboo CO 2
It got too thick, and now all your trees look like matchsticks.
But you look the other way now you're stuck in the middle,
Time to bend over and take it from the pine beetle. Pine Beetle.
Forests gone fetal, rusty pines like a junkies old needle, Pine Beetle.
We got a free lunch deal. An all you can eat tree-happy-meal.
They say “Good things come to those who wait”, but the winter ain't coming so it's time to celebrate,
Cause your trees got bark but our bite is worse. So body bag those pines and put them in a hearse.
Dam has burst. So kiss my bottom. Cause every season here now looks like autumn.
Well it's a sticky situation and you're the sap, cause the temperature's rising and there's no cold snap
So bye-bye birdie cause there's no room here, we're gonna dine and dash the Northern Hemisphere
live in fear, cause we see red, and we won't stop till every pine tree's dead.
Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
David Radford as Johnnie
Christina Patterson as Pauline
Nick Ruskin as Georgie
and Jay Mitchell as Bingo
2009
Transition City
"A self sustained agro-city where ipads, automobiles, and status updates are a thing of the past, and our
oil addicted, homo-skypien ancestors are remembered as embarrassing isores.
Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
Alex Wlasenko as Barley
Veronique Piercy as Lily
Michelle Chowns as Daisy
2010
oil addicted, homo-skypien ancestors are remembered as embarrassing isores.
Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
Alex Wlasenko as Barley
Veronique Piercy as Lily
Michelle Chowns as Daisy
2010
Dial "M" for Mer-Murder
Or
"Hook, Line, and Stinker"
Written and Directed by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
Christopher Cooley as Detective Bullfinch
David Radford as Eddie
Christina Patterson as Ursula
2011
"Hook, Line, and Stinker"
Written and Directed by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
Christopher Cooley as Detective Bullfinch
David Radford as Eddie
Christina Patterson as Ursula
2011
Chain Drive
A 10 minute mini musical:
Get ready to Rock and Roll... literally, as two bike punk rockers go helmet to helmet and toe clip to toe clip to
front the greatest Bike Punk band in the world "Chain Drive"
Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Music written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
David Radford as Forks
Michelle Chowns as Fender
Veronique Piercy / Nicole Olszewski as Pedal
Christina Patterson as Sprocket
and introducing Tulah May as Wheels
2013
Get ready to Rock and Roll... literally, as two bike punk rockers go helmet to helmet and toe clip to toe clip to
front the greatest Bike Punk band in the world "Chain Drive"
Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Music written by David Radford and Christina Patterson
Starring:
David Radford as Forks
Michelle Chowns as Fender
Veronique Piercy / Nicole Olszewski as Pedal
Christina Patterson as Sprocket
and introducing Tulah May as Wheels
2013
Crude Dark Matters - The Movie
Lights... Camera... Action!
This summer you will be privileged to witness
and possibly even land a cameo in a location
film shoot produced by and starring the
self-proclaimed legend and
‘environmentarian’ Bradley R. Burkman, in his
latest Future/nature or ‘sci-eco-fiction’
picture Crude Dark Matters (The Movie)
Above the small Planet of Kitimatia, the
Intergalactic Pipeline has ruptured and crude
dark matter spills throughout the Galaxy, and
for this crime, Captain Enbridge must fight
the Queen of Kitimatia to the death.
