Pine BeetleMania

You heard the warnings from Gore and Suzuki, telling you your forest ain't fit for a Wookie
                                                                     
Cause the trees went red and your logs went blue, something went wrong with your Cariboo CO 2
                    
It got too thick, and now all your trees look like matchsticks.


    But you look the other way now you're stuck in the middle,
     
    Time to bend over and take it from the pine beetle.  Pine Beetle.  
          
    Forests gone fetal,  rusty pines like a junkies old needle, Pine Beetle.
                                  
    We got a free lunch deal.  An all you can eat tree-happy-meal.


They say “Good things come to those who wait”, but the winter ain't coming so it's time to celebrate,
                
Cause your trees got bark but our bite is worse.  So body bag those pines and put them in a hearse.

Dam has burst.  So kiss my bottom.  Cause every season here now looks like autumn.


Well it's a sticky situation and you're the sap, cause the temperature's rising and there's no cold snap
           
So bye-bye birdie cause there's no room here, we're gonna dine and dash the Northern Hemisphere
            
live in fear, cause we see red, and we won't stop till every pine tree's dead.



Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson


Starring:

David Radford as Johnnie

Christina Patterson as Pauline

Nick Ruskin as Georgie

and Jay Mitchell as Bingo


2009

Transition City

"A self sustained agro-city where ipads, automobiles, and status updates are a thing of the past, and our

oil addicted, homo-skypien ancestors are remembered as embarrassing isores.



Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson


Starring:

Alex Wlasenko as Barley

Veronique Piercy as Lily

Michelle Chowns as Daisy


2010

Dial "M" for Mer-Murder

Or


"Hook, Line, and Stinker"


Written and Directed  by David Radford and Christina Patterson



Written by David Radford


​Starring:

Christopher Cooley as Detective Bullfinch

David Radford as Eddie

Christina Patterson as Ursula


2011

Chain Drive

A 10 minute mini musical:


Get ready to Rock and Roll... literally, as two bike punk rockers go helmet to helmet and toe clip to toe clip to

front the greatest Bike Punk band in the world "Chain Drive"


Written by David Radford and Christina Patterson

Music written by David Radford and Christina Patterson


Starring:

David Radford as Forks

Michelle Chowns as Fender

Veronique Piercy / Nicole Olszewski as Pedal

Christina Patterson as Sprocket

and introducing Tulah May as Wheels


2013

Crude Dark Matters - The Movie


Lights... Camera... Action!


This summer you will be privileged to witness

and possibly even land a cameo in a location

film shoot produced by and starring the

self-proclaimed legend and

‘environmentarian’ Bradley R. Burkman, in his

latest Future/nature or ‘sci-eco-fiction’

picture Crude Dark Matters (The Movie)


Above the small Planet of Kitimatia, the

Intergalactic Pipeline has ruptured and crude

dark matter spills throughout the Galaxy, and

for this crime, Captain Enbridge must fight

the Queen of Kitimatia to the death.


Written by David Radford

Starring:

David Radford as Bradley R. Burkman 

Christina Patterson as Shannon Summers as Glarp

​

2014


SKAMpede - July 13 - 15, 2018

RAINFOREST ROSE and the Fate of the Phantom Orchid

This 10 minute thrilling adventure serial will have 

you galloping the Goose along-side B.C.’s

infamous gentlewoman adventurer

Rainforest Rose. 


Written by David Radford

Starring: 

Christina Patterson as Rainforest Rose

Chris Gabel as Narrator, The Preservator, and Back Pack Mack 



2018